The Easy Guide To Buying Booze For The Family

The holidays are a joyous time for everyone. All your family and relatives and cousins and in-laws and neighbors and parent’s friends coming over all at once to be together. Wow, we never thought we’d need a drink more. Luckily, gifting bottles of liquor is a time honored tradition to help spare each other from having to go through this experience sober. That said, getting the right kind of bottle for the right kind of person takes a bit of finesse. Here’s the perfectly prescribed bottle for everyone on your shopping list.


For Your Girlfriends’ Father, The King Of His Castle


Widow Jane Bourbon

For Your Newly-21 Cousin, Who’s Kind Of A Hassle


Egan’s Irish Whiskey


For Your Gentleman Father, The Man Of The House


Bombay Sapphire London Dry Gin


For Your Third-Glass Big Sister, Who Just Spilled On Her Blouse


The Botanist Islay Dry Gin


For Your 3rd Favorite Uncle, Who Thinks Himself Fancy


Remy Martin XO Cognac


For Your Brother’s New Wife Beth, That You Accidentally Called Nancy


Grand Marnier Cognac and Orange Liqueur


For Your Grandpa, Asleep, Who Moves A Bit Slow


IW Harper Whiskey


For Your Assistant At Work, Who’s All Get Up And Go


Cooper and Kings American Brandy


For Your Grandmother Dear, Who Brought Boughs Of Holly


St Germain Elderflower Liqueur


For Your Lovely Wife, Who’s One Hot Tamale


St. George’s Green Chile Vodka
(Disclaimer: Haute Living Is Not Responsible For What Happens If You Only Get Your Wife Vodka For The Holidays.)

For Your Old College Roommate, Who Still Remembers The Quad


Redemption Bourbon


For Your Little Brother, Who Just Studied Abroad


Suntory Toki Japanese Whiskey

For Your Aunt Who Came Early, To Help Decorate


Chateau Grand Boise Rosé


And For Everyone Together, It’s Time To Celebrate!

Prosecco Front High Res

Santa Margherita Prosecco Superiore DOCG