What makes LA distinct for you? Is it the burdensome traffic and the gorgeous smog? Do you laud the city that spans from ocean to mountain to desert? The copious blonde bombshells? However you feel about LA, there’s one thing we need to work out: what’s our city’s cocktail? Check out LA Weekly’s list and add your own.

If we know you as well as we think we do, you’ll be needing to know which are the top presidential suites in every travel destination. Its understandable, your trip to LA is certainly not complete without a private pet dining menu, wraparound balconies with Hollywood Hills views, an over-sized dining room, and a complimentary sports car — because you can’t put a price on living life like a big dog.

Getting your daily dose of culture may not be recommended by doctors, but to be perfectly frank — perhaps it should be. There’s nothing quite like a night at the opera to make you forget an ex or a jaunt to a quiet museum to cure that headache. More than extinguishing health or emotional fires, experiencing local cultural flare is impossibly fun and absolutely irreplaceable. So get out there, because LA has got culture in spades.

Everything is better with beautiful jewels. Driving, for example, can be so boring when you don’t have a sparkly bauble to stare at at red lights. Buying a stunning piece of jewelry or a luxury timepiece can be a true investment, not just financially. There’s that whole emotional side to a diamond ring being placed on a left ring finger just as there is passing your first Patek Philippe to your firstborn. Here are LA’s haute 5 places to spend some money on something shiny.

Time to work up a sweat! When you live in Los Angeles with ample outdoor places to stretch your legs and get in shape, there’s no excuse to stick to a treadmill. Familiarize yourself with these haute 5 places to jog in LA from the beach to the mountains and you’ll appreciate, yet again, all that LA has to offer. (Even if you’ll be sore for a week.)

Where Mamma goes, we follow! When Mamma Loredana and her son Fillipo left their long-loved Osteria La Buca just recently, we were waiting with baited breath to find out where they’d be making their famous homemade pasta next. Not too far, it seems. They’ve recently opened their newest hub of northern Italian cuisine: Osteria Mamma. We’re there.

From glass slippers to red soles, the cobbler has made his way from lowly workman to fashion maven — a woman can never (literally never) have too many pairs of shoes. Jerome Rousseau is a newcomer whose status is on a meteoric rise to the top of the heap. Get in while you still can.

Roger or Rafa? Singles or Doubles? Womens or Mens? Playing or spectating? Ah, the storied game of tennis. Whether you’re a player or a spectator, you now officially have no excuse to skip getting out on the court, blowing the cobwebs off your racket, and starting the game off right – at love. Here are Los Angeles’ haute 5 courts, so you have somewhere public to do your victory dance.

Some turn to massages, some turn to shopping, and still others turn to rolling greens and metal clubs to relieve stress. In honor of the Master’s Tournament this weekend, we’ve rounded up the haute 5 golf courses in Los Angeles. Whether you’re a suit-and-tie kind of guy on the greens or not, LA has got a course for you. So sharpen up (or throw out) your Tiger Woods jokes, put on those argyle socks, and get to swinging.