A Peek Inside the Oscars’ $80,000 Goodie Bag

Courtesy of A.M.P.A.S.
Courtesy of A.M.P.A.S.

Even if stars like Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Lawrence, Amy Adams and Matthew McConaughey don’t take an Oscar home this year, they can console themselves with the plethora of goodies to be found in their well-stocked, $80,000 goodie bags.

The LA-based marketing firm Distinctive Assets will be providing the ultimate in all swag bags to those who don’t win a little golden man in the Best Director, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actor and Best Supporting Actress categories.

As you might imagine, there are a ton of products that go into these pricey consolation prices.

Check out the list of goodies below!

    • Wine-infused chocolates from Chicago-based Chocolatines
    • 10,000 Halo natural pet food meal donations made to the loser’s pet charity of choice
    • Hydroxycut protein shakes, bars and gummies
    • Swiss-made Slow Watches
    • Betty Jane candies
    • Acure Organics “cutting-edge” skincare products
    • Jan Lewis bracelets and silk ties
    • Cannonball wine
    • A wearable camera by Narrative Clip
    • Polar Loop activity tracker
    • Bee Free Honee organic apple honey
    • Blossom Blends bespoke teas
    • Mace pepper spray gun
    • Fine art from Gizara Arts
    • Jitseu handbags
    • The LOADED book series
    • Steamist Total Sense home spa system
    • Aviv 613 luxury vodka
    • Wrag Wrap luxury sustainable gift wrap
    • Dosha Pops
    • VETVIK “The Covert” leather iPhone case
    • HISY Bluetooth camera shutter remote for Apple devices
    • Mane ‘n Tail haircare products and Conceived by Nature styling products
    • The Green Garmento Gargantote and dry cleaning bag
    • Le Petit Cirque aerial lessons
    • Epic Pet Health electrolyte therapy
    • M3K Beauty products
    • DrainWig
    • Acupuncture sessions with Heather Lounsbury
    • Personal training sessions at Huntley Drive Fitness
    • Rouge Maple syrup
    • Slimware portion-control plates
    • Coolway Go Pro blow dryer
    • Simon’s Happy Pet Shampoo
    • Wonder Glow Organic Lipgloss from Makeup Studio by Diane Capt
    • Knit & Co. cable knit mittens
    • Krystal Klear Water whole house water filtration system
    • The O-Shot procedure by Dr. Charles Runels
    • ARTAS Robotic Hair Transplant System performed by Dr. William Yates
    • Max Martin luxury American-made shoes
    • Deluxe vacation packages to the Canadian Rockies, Hawaii, Las Vegas, Mexico and Japan

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