The Easy Guide To Buying Booze For The Family

The holidays are a joyous time for everyone. All your family and relatives and cousins and in-laws and neighbors and parent’s friends coming over all at once to be together. Wow, we never thought we’d need a drink more. Luckily, gifting bottles of liquor is a time honored tradition to help spare each other from having to go through this experience sober. That said, getting the right kind of bottle for the right kind of person takes a bit of finesse. Here’s the perfectly prescribed bottle for everyone on your shopping list.

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For Your Girlfriends’ Father, The King Of His Castle

Widow Jane Bourbon

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For Your Newly-21 Cousin, Who’s Kind Of A Hassle

Egan’s Irish Whiskey

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For Your Gentleman Father, The Man Of The House

Bombay Sapphire London Dry Gin

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For Your Third-Glass Big Sister, Who Just Spilled On Her Blouse

The Botanist Islay Dry Gin

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For Your 3rd Favorite Uncle, Who Thinks Himself Fancy

Remy Martin XO Cognac

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For Your Brother’s New Wife Beth, That You Accidentally Called Nancy

Grand Marnier Cognac and Orange Liqueur

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For Your Grandpa, Asleep, Who Moves A Bit Slow

IW Harper Whiskey

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For Your Assistant At Work, Who’s All Get Up And Go

Cooper and Kings American Brandy

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For Your Grandmother Dear, Who Brought Boughs Of Holly

St Germain Elderflower Liqueur

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For Your Lovely Wife, Who’s One Hot Tamale

St. George’s Green Chile Vodka
(Disclaimer: Haute Living Is Not Responsible For What Happens If You Only Get Your Wife Vodka For The Holidays.)

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For Your Old College Roommate, Who Still Remembers The Quad

Redemption Bourbon

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For Your Little Brother, Who Just Studied Abroad

Suntory Toki Japanese Whiskey

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For Your Aunt Who Came Early, To Help Decorate

Chateau Grand Boise Rosé

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And For Everyone Together, It’s Time To Celebrate!

Santa Margherita Prosecco Superiore DOCG