The holidays are a joyous time for everyone. All your family and relatives and cousins and in-laws and neighbors and parent’s friends coming over all at once to be together. Wow, we never thought we’d need a drink more. Luckily, gifting bottles of liquor is a time honored tradition to help spare each other from having to go through this experience sober. That said, getting the right kind of bottle for the right kind of person takes a bit of finesse. Here’s the perfectly prescribed bottle for everyone on your shopping list.
For Your Girlfriends’ Father, The King Of His Castle
For Your Newly-21 Cousin, Who’s Kind Of A Hassle
For Your Gentleman Father, The Man Of The House
Bombay Sapphire London Dry Gin
For Your Third-Glass Big Sister, Who Just Spilled On Her Blouse
For Your 3rd Favorite Uncle, Who Thinks Himself Fancy
For Your Brother’s New Wife Beth, That You Accidentally Called Nancy
Grand Marnier Cognac and Orange Liqueur
For Your Grandpa, Asleep, Who Moves A Bit Slow
For Your Assistant At Work, Who’s All Get Up And Go
Cooper and Kings American Brandy
For Your Grandmother Dear, Who Brought Boughs Of Holly
St Germain Elderflower Liqueur
For Your Lovely Wife, Who’s One Hot Tamale
St. George’s Green Chile Vodka
(Disclaimer: Haute Living Is Not Responsible For What Happens If You Only Get Your Wife Vodka For The Holidays.)
For Your Old College Roommate, Who Still Remembers The Quad
For Your Little Brother, Who Just Studied Abroad
For Your Aunt Who Came Early, To Help Decorate
And For Everyone Together, It’s Time To Celebrate!
Santa Margherita Prosecco Superiore DOCG