Hillary Clinton Meets Santa Clause

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton traveled all the way up to the North Pole to meet with Santa yesterday. “A few of you have asked about the schedule of the Secretary of State over the next few days. I can tell you this morning the Secretary departed Washington and she stopped at the North Pole for an important bilateral meeting with a well known international figure. During the meeting, in a formal demarche, sung to the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas, the Secretary outlined her aspirations for the new year,” said State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley. We can already picture Hillary singing about “Middle East negotiations” and “respect for human rights.”

Via: NY Mag